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Offline Nicao

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Monday Jan 23
« on: January 22, 2006, 10:20:22 pm »
Ok here are some strange ones, perhaps you will find them funny perhaps not.

Company loses bet on woman dying, sues her.
Beware of killer bananas
Eating tasty Canadian election ballots is a crime.
Get yourself a new gun shooting 240,000 rounds a minute.  Handy for those pesky super gophers.

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Re: Monday Jan 23
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 05:28:54 am »
The banana story is just odd. 
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Re: Monday Jan 23
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2006, 07:18:29 pm »
So I think that I like the new gun deal.... could you imagine?? not just for the gophers, but what you could do for the swathing of wheat or barley..    ::) and it might be cheaper lol..

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