I need a new home for my gear this Halloween because the current economy has left my gear homeless. Winter is coming up and I don't think they'll be able to survive without a place to call home. Times are indeed tough. The job market has been unforgiving and no one wants to hire someone who can only speak binary code. No insurance company is willing to provide medical coverage to my gear either, and as a result, the hard drive has fallen ill with several viruses and the processor (bless his quad core heart) has had developed a fever of 50c constantly. With just a donation of one NZXT Lexa S case, you'll be able to provide a family of hardware with the tender loving care they need and a place to call home!
Looks like I got here just in time. 1 hour of Halloween left!
Edit 11/2/09: Grammar and intro clause.